Dance History Diaries
The history of ballet told like a serial — one chapter at a time, in order, from the court of Louis XIV to today. Okay. Deep breath. Bun tightened to the point of a mild headache. Here we go. 💅
Référence
The Glossary 🧠
Fancy words you can use to sound smart — from plié to Tanztheater, defined the Gigi way.
Open the glossaryRéférence
The Top 10s
Princes, red flags, choreographers — the very official rankings (method: several baths).
Open the Top 10sThe Long Story the soap opera
Chapter One: What the Hecky Is Dance, Anyway? 🤔🩰
Humans have been dancing since forever, and I’m going to prove it. Also, a full confession about my Russia bias upfront. 🇷🇺
September 13, 2026Chapter Two: The Dancing King (and Why France Needs to Calm Down) 🌞👑
A literal French king put on heels and glitter and invented ballet to show off. Iconic drama — but also where ballet got a bit stiff and formal. 🥱
September 13, 2026Chapter Three: Up On Your Toes 🦶😭
How ballerinas ended up balancing on the tippy-tips of their toes, one very brave lady, and the grossest dinner in history. 👀
The whole plan le sommaire
Right, so before we start I made a plan, because my teacher says I have ’the focus of a confused piglet’ 🐷 — which, rude, except piglets are the superior animal so honestly the joke’s on her. I am OUT for revenge. 💁♀️ Here’s the whole entire book:
PART ONE: THE CLASSICAL ERA (A.K.A. FRANCE STARTS IT, RUSSIA PERFECTS IT)
- 1. What the Hecky Is Dance, Anyway?
- 2. The Dancing King (and Why France Needs to Calm Down)
- 3. Up On Your Toes
- 4. Russia Steals the Whole Show (And, Frankly, Keeps It) coming soon
- 5. The Ballets Nobody Lets You See coming soon
- 6. The Ballet That Started a Riot coming soon
- 7. Balanchine Buys a One-Way Ticket to America coming soon
PART TWO: THE CONTEMPORARY ERA (A.K.A. THE BAREFOOT REBELS & THE GLOBAL GLOW-UP)
- 8. Barefoot and Fabulous coming soon
- 9. Martha Graham, Certified Boss coming soon
- 10. Merce and the Magic Dice coming soon
- 11. Everybody Dance Now coming soon
- 12. Down the Rabbit Hole: Ballet Right Now Is Actually Iconic coming soon
- 13. So… What Now? coming soon